A tourist's guide to Love

put that guide book away.

lady:

why?

Guide:

it's for tourist.

lady:

I'm a tourist.

guide:

No, you're a traveler.

lady:

what's the difference?

guide:

a tourist wants to escape life, a traveler wants to experience it.

lady:

what's so bad about occasionally wanting to escape your life?

guide:

you never know how long life's gonna be, why wasted on escaped? Spend it on experience instead.