飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-05-01

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

FRED:
(yelling) Hi, Jack!!!
A swarm of police and airport security men descend on Fred and take him away.
EXT. AIRPORT - PASSENGER LOADING ZONE - NIGHT A limousine arrives. Two colorfully dressed BLACK DUDES emerge. An extra pesters them. Two HARE KRISHNA'S arrive on foot and walk toward terminal.
P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.) There's just no stopping in the white zone.
P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.) Christ, you're as bad as your mother!
P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.) Oh, really, Vernon! Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.
P.A.系统（女性v.o.）哦，真的，弗农！为什么要装？我们都非常清楚你在说什么。你想让我堕胎。
P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.) :
It's really the only sensible thing to do.
这确实是唯一明智的做法。
If it's done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.) Have you considered that what's inside me is a human being; that it's alive. We made love. It's us -- you and me.
P.A. SYSTER (male v.o.) That isn't true. A fetus at this stage is not a human being, nor is it a person.
Krishnas enter terminal building.
INT. TERMINAL BUILDING - NIGHT The Krishnas are approached by the Religious Zealot.
ZEALOT #2 Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the Church of Consciousness. Would you like to make a donation?
KRISHNA:
(shakes his head) No, we gave at the office.
INT. TERMINAL BUILDING - NIGHT A voluptuous BLONDE saunters through the airport, clears her throat loudly, and spits on the wall.
She walks past an ELDERLY WOMAN standing outside a men's room door. She turns and sticks her head in the door.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Go, O.J., go!!
INT. SECURITY CHECK AREA - NIGHT SECURITY CHECK LADY is watching X-ray scanner. First picture is typically filled suitcase, then another, then a chest X- ray.
A man passes through metal detector archway and it BEEPS.
SECURITY LADY: Please put your metal objects on this tray.
He puts his watch, keys on the tray. Then removes his metal arm and metal leg.
EXT. TERMINAL BUILDING - PASSENGER LOADING AREA - NIGHT MR. and MRS. HAMMEN and their eight year old son, JOEY, arrive in a station wagon. They unload luggage.
P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.) The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
P.A. System Female v.o. weeping.
P. A. SYSTEM (male v.o.) The red zone is for...Betty, put down that gun!