飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-05-01

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

KRAMER enters, buttoning his coat.
KRAMER:
It's unbelievable! How many times have I warned those people about food inspection?
Kramer is tying his tie in the mirror. In the corner of the mirror, Carey is being thrashed by the dog.
KRAMER:
The airport management, the F.A.A., and the airlines, they're all cheats and liars! All right, let's get out of here.
EXT. AIRPLANE - NIGHT THUNDER and lightning.
INT. PASSENGER CABIN - NIGHT Randy is talking to Krishnas.
RANDY:
Sorry to bother you. We were just looking for someone with flying experience.
Randy exits. They return to reading their PLAYRAMA magazine with a female Hari Krishna in a sexy pose on the cover.
HARI KRISHNA #1 Hari Rama?
HARI KRISHNA #2 Rama Rama.
INT. PASSENGER CABIN - ANOTHER AREA - NIGHT Striker is sitting next to a MAN FROM INDIA in a business suit and turban.
STRIKER:
You see, the day we left the village it was raining, so we had to take a special jeep to the main road... The Indian is dousing himself with a can of gasoline. In b.g. Randy is talking to passengers.
STRIKER:
In fact, we were lucky to even get a jeep since just the day before the only one we had broke down -- it had a bad axle... The Indian lights a match to immolate himself. Randy approaches.
RANDY:
Excuse me, sir. There's been a little problem in the cockpit and I was wondering...
STRIKER:
The cockpit? What is it?
RANDY:
It's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that's not important right now. The first officer is ill and the Captain would like someone with flying experience to help him with the radio. Do you know anything about planes?
The Indian holds the match, awaiting the outcome.
印度人坚持比赛，等待结果。
STRIKER:
Well, I flew in the war, but that was a long time ago. I wouldn't know anything about it.
RANDY:
Would you go up, please?
He has a moment of indecision. The Indian encourages Striker with an adamant nod. Striker gets up to leave. The Indian, relieved, blows out the match.
INT. PASSENGER CABIN - ANOTHER AREA - NIGHT Jack is sitting across the aisle from a 65-year-old con­servatively dressed SPINSTER. He pulls a flask from his coat pocket and takes a swig. She eyes him dis­approvingly.
JACK:
Would ya like a little whiskey, ma'am?
SPINSTER:
(insulted) Certainly not.
She inserts a two inch straw in her nose and snorts a couple lines of cocaine off a piece of glass.
INT. COCKPIT - NIGHT Striker enters.