飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-05-01

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

DR. RUMACK Calm down. Calm down. Get hold of yourself!
Sister Angelina taps Rumack on the shoulder.
SISTER ANGELINA: (to Rumack) Doctor, you're wanted on the phone.
Sister Angelina starts shaking Mrs. Hammen.
SISTER ANGELINA: Everything will be all right. Please get hold of yourself.
We see a line of passengers behind Sister Angelina waiting to shake Mrs. Hammen.
EXT. AIRFIELD - SIGN - NIGHT
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CHICAGO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT OVER 16 BILLION PLANES LANDED INT. TERMINAL BUILDING - NIGHT As Kramer rushes through the lobby, he is approached by a series of religious zealots. In quick succession he decks each one karate style, shooting the last zealot twenty feet away with a .44 Magnum.
INT. TERMINAL BUILDING - LONG SHOT - NIGHT P.A. #1 (v.o.) Your attention, please. Flight four-one- seven now departing the B Concourse, gate six.
P.A. #2 (v.o.) Your attention, please. Flight twenty- seven now arriving the B Concourse, gate six.
There is a LOUD CRASH, and the SCENE SHAKES.
INT. CHICAGO DISPATCH - NIGHT AIR CONTROLLER #1 (into phone) This guy doing the flying has no airline experience at all. He'll be a menace to himself and everything else in the air... (he pauses to listen) ...Yes, birds too.
Kramer enters, picks up clipboard, and reads it.
McCROSKEY (into phone) Okay, okay. He's a terrible risk, but what other choice have we got?
McCroskey hangs up phone.
McCROSKEY Well, that's the whole story, Rex, everything we know.
KRAMER:
All right, Steve, let's face a few facts.
Kramer whips off his sunglasses. Underneath is another pair of sunglasses.
KRAMER:
As you know, I flew with this man, Striker, during the war. He'll have enough on his mind without remembering those days when -- well, when things weren't so good.
McCROSKEY Well, right now things aren't so good. And while we're talking there are a hundred and thirty-eight lives waiting on us for a decision.
KRAMER:
Let me tell you something, Steve. Striker was a top-notch squadron leader -- a long time ago... A spear slams into the wall behind Kramer.
KRAMER:
...but my feeling is that when the going gets rough upstairs tonight, Ted Striker's gonna fold up.
McCROSKEY Look, Rex -- I want you to get on the horn and talk this guy down! You're going to have to let him get the feel of this airplane on the way; you'll have to talk him onto the approach; and so help me, you'll have to talk him right down to the ground!
A watermelon falls from TOP OF FRAME, splattering on the table.
KRAMER:
Very well then. Put Striker on the speaker.