飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-05-01

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

McCROSKEY Okay, you can use the radio over there.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
He pulls a flask trom the drawer and takes a swig.
INT. CHICAGO DISPATCH - NIGHT Kramer at dispatch radio. He picks up mike.
KRAMER:
Striker, Striker, this is Captain Rex Kramer speaking.
McCroskey joins Kramer at dispatch radio.
INT. COCKPIT - NIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC as we see Striker's ominous look of recognition.
STRIKER:
(dramatically) Yes, Captain Kramer. Read you loud and clear.
INT. DISPATCH - NIGHT Kramer sits at the mike. An Air Controller is standing next to him, but only his mid-section is in FRAME.
KRAMER:
All right. It's obvious you remember me.
The Air Controller is scratching his behind.
KRAMER:
So what do you say you and I just forget about everything except what we have to do now?
The Air Controller is now scratching his crotch.
KRAMER:
You and I are going to bring this plane in together.
The Air Controller's hand is now inside his pants straightening out his underwear.
KRAMER:
Before we start, I'd like to say something. I know that right now things must look pretty rough up there.
The Air Controller is now hopping around with both hands inside his pants.
KRAMER:
But if you do what I tell you, when I tell you to do it, there's no reason you can't bring that plane in.
INT. COCKPIT - NIGHT
STRIKER:
Let's not kid each other, Kramer. You know I've never flown a bucket like this. I'm going to need all the luck there is.
INT. CHICAGO DISPATCH - NIGHT
KRAMER:
Stand by, Striker.
(to McCroskey) The one hope we have is to build this man up. I've got to give him all the confidence I can.
(into microphone) All right, Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?
STRIKER (v.o.) No. Never.