飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于01 May 11:27

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

McCROSKEY Where the hell is Kramer?
On the wall behind him there is a picture of McCroskey leaning his hands on a desk.
INT. CAR - NIGHT Kramer and a mutilated Carey are en route to airport. Kramer is at the wheel. Through rear window is obvious REAR PROJECTION of passing road.
KRAMER:
(into phone) No, we can't do that; the risk of a flameout is too great. Keep him 24,000.
No, feet!
He hangs up phone.
KRAMER:
One of the passengers is going to land that plane.
CAREY:
Is that possible?
KRAMER:
Possible, but it's a hundred to one shot.
Thousand to one. I know this guy.
CAREY:
You do? Who is it?
We hear A THUNK. REAR PROJECTION shows he has run oyer a bicyclist, who stands and gives the finger.
KRAMER:
His name is Ted Striker. I flew with him during the war. And that won't make my job any easier tonight.
REAR PROJECTION SPEEDS UP to obvious FAST MOTION.
KRAMER:
Ted Striker was a crack flight leader up to a point. But he was one of those men who, well, let's just say he felt too much inside. Maybe you know the kind.
Now REAR PROJECTION indicates car is turning and then weaving, but Kramer does not move wheel.
KRAMER:
It takes a certain type to perform under pressure. Striker didn't have it.
By now REAR PROJECTION is cowboys and Indians on horseback chasing and shooting at Kramer's car.
KRAMER:
Ate his heart out over every name on the casualty lists. The upshot of it is that he went all to pieces on one particular mission. Let's just hope it doesn't happen again tonight.
EXT. AIRPLANE - NIGHT THUNDER and lightning.
INT. COCKPIT - NIGHT Striker is in pilot's seat. Rumack is standing behind him.
STRIKER:
Let's see, altitude twenty-four thousand feet, level flight, air speed four hundred sixty knots, course zero niner zero, trim, mixture, landing gear, balance.
Elaine enters.
ELAINE:
Ted! What are you doing? You can't fly this plane!
STRIKER:
That's what I've been trying to tell these people.