飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于01 May 11:27

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

ELAINE:
(into microphone) Rain.
STRIKER:
And a little ice.
ELAINE:
And a little ice!
KRAMER (v.o.) How's it handling?
STRIKER:
Sluggish. Like a wet sponge.
ELAINE:
(into microphone) Sluggish. Like a wet sponge.
KRAMER (v.o.) (patronizing) All right, Striker, you're doing just fine.
STRIKER:
(to Elaine) It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
ELAINE:
(into microphone) It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.
INT. PASSENGER CABIN - NIGHT A Black Dude is holding his stomach in pain.
BLACK DUDE: Oooooooh.
Randy approaches.
RANDY:
Can I get something for you?
BLACK DUDE: Cain fo' gwine sho fi cun for.
RANDY:
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
MRS. SCHIFF, a middle-aged woman, is seated behind the Black Dudes.
MRS. SCHIFF Oh, stewardess, I can speak jive. He said he's in great pain and wants to know if you can help him.
RANDY:
Tell him to relax and I'll be back as quickly as I can with some medicine.
Randy exits.
MRS. SCHIFF Shi gwine man chitlun down for mo sho.
BLACK DUDE: (indignantly) Shi man I ain neba mo fo gwine ain.
They engage in an argument in jive talk, with Mrs. Schiff getting the best of it. She swaggers off in typical black dude fashion.
INT. PASSENGER CABIN - NIGHT Sister Angelina is singing to the Krishnas.
SISTER ANGELINA: '...I sit by the telephone for hours. I love when men send me flowers. I enjoy being a girl.' INT. PASSENGER CABIN - NIGHT Jack is comforting an ailing Shirley. She is per­spiring.
JACK:
How ya doing, honey?