花旗小和尚 American Shaolin (1992) Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2024-02-07

在香港国际散打争霸赛上，美国青年卡森惨败于特里弗之手，并被当众羞辱，为报仇雪恨，卡森萌发了去少林寺出家习武的念头。他来到嵩山脚下，结识一个叫阿诗玛的姑娘。阿诗玛带他到少林寺山门。卡森好奇心胜，误闯经堂，被赶出山门，心灰意冷◇经阿诗玛爷爷的指点，他不畏烈日风雨，在山门前打坐，终于打动少林寺主持三德和尚，破例收卡森为少林弟子。卡森入寺后，先是随师兄弟劳作，时日一久，卡森露出烦闷，听起了摇滚音乐。三德法师原谅了他的过失◇来又在练武时逞强好胜，不慎打碎神像，三德法师又原谅了他，并借机教以少林武… After being humiliated in the ring by a dirty kickboxer who pulled down his shorts and then hit him, a martial arts master decides to travel to China and enter a monastery where he may learn the Shaolin form of fighting. The film then veers into "Karate Kid" territory where the novice humiliates himself at every turn, is tolerated as a foreigner, and still comes out a champion. The monastery teaches non-violence, but everyone knows that sooner or later the student will catch up with the bad guy.

Drew stumbles in, bleary-eyed, to relieve himself. He stands at the urinal, relaxing as he starts. Suddenly, a huge stick WHACKS Drew across the rear end, the SOUND reverberating through the latrine. Drew yelps and jumps, looking around for the attacker.
No one is there, and his underwear is now all wet.
INT. DINING ROOM – SAME DAY ESTABLISHING TIGHT SHOT OF RICE GRUEL ("WATER RICE"), A SPOON STIRRING THE MEAGER MIXTURE.
CAMERA PULLS BACK TO REVEAL Drew sitting with Li and some other disciples.
Drew makes a face.
DREW:
You got to be kidding.
The D.S. comes up behind and grabs the bowl from him.
D.S.
You don't like it, don't eat it.
He takes the bowl away.
DREW (CONT'D) I didn't say I wasn't going to eat it... Geez!
He turns to the rest of the disciples.
DREW (CONT'D) Well, at least we start training today, right, guys?
A chorus of Yeahs.
INT. DORM ROOM – SAME DAY ESTABLISHING SHOT OF DORM ROOM, ALL THE DISCIPLES CHANGING INTO THEIR WORKOUT CLOTHES.
They are the standard fighting monk issue – suitable for martial arts training.
DREW:
Wonder what they'll start us with first?
LI:
Iron Palm?
SHU:
Wooden Man, I think.
WU:
No, it'll be basics, first day. Horse stance, kicks and punches... When they are all dressed, they run out of the room.
EXT. TRAINING AREA – SAME DAY ESTABLISHING SHOT OF ALL THE DISCIPLES LINED UP, READY FOR THE TRAINING.
In the b.g. are the fighting monks, going through their routines.
ANGLE ON FIGHTING MONKS As they go through forms or free sparring. There are SHOTS of monks throwing stars, working with weapons, etc. It is all very exciting.
ANGLE ON DREW: Who is more excited than all the others.
ANGLE ON THE D.S.