花旗小和尚 American Shaolin (1992) Movie Script

杰瑞发布于07 Feb 17:07

在香港国际散打争霸赛上,美国青年卡森惨败于特里弗之手,并被当众羞辱,为报仇雪恨,卡森萌发了去少林寺出家习武的念头。他来到嵩山脚下,结识一个叫阿诗玛的姑娘。阿诗玛带他到少林寺山门。卡森好奇心胜,误闯经堂,被赶出山门,心灰意冷◇经阿诗玛爷爷的指点,他不畏烈日风雨,在山门前打坐,终于打动少林寺主持三德和尚,破例收卡森为少林弟子。卡森入寺后,先是随师兄弟劳作,时日一久,卡森露出烦闷,听起了摇滚音乐。三德法师原谅了他的过失◇来又在练武时逞强好胜,不慎打碎神像,三德法师又原谅了他,并借机教以少林武… After being humiliated in the ring by a dirty kickboxer who pulled down his shorts and then hit him, a martial arts master decides to travel to China and enter a monastery where he may learn the Shaolin form of fighting. The film then veers into "Karate Kid" territory where the novice humiliates himself at every turn, is tolerated as a foreigner, and still comes out a champion. The monastery teaches non-violence, but everyone knows that sooner or later the student will catch up with the bad guy.

He bends over to get a dish, when a pole comes and SMACKS him on the rear end. He turns immediately in one direction, but gets hit again from the OTHER direction.
Drew is furious, and he can't even see the attacker.
DREW:
Come out, goddamn it! Show yourself!
No answer, as we HOLD on Drew looking around.
EXT. WORK AREA – DAY ESTABLISHING SHOT OF DARK BROWN LIQUID BEING POURED INTO A LARGE PIT.
Drew is walking with Li, having just dumped their buckets into a large hole.
DREW:
So what is this 'night soil' stuff anyway?
LI:
Human waste.
DREW:
Oh, man! You guys actually use this as fertilizer? That's disgusting!
They turn to go back, and there is Gao, balancing a huge basket of night soil over his head, peasant-style. He is on the same ridge that they are going to walk on.
DREW (CONT'D) Hi, Gao. How you doing?
GAO:
(a little worried) Let me pass.
He reaches down and plucks a stick out of the earth at his feet, and then closes on Gao a little bit.
DREW (CONT'D) There's something on the bottom of your basket.
Drew pokes at the basket for a moment, right over Gao's head. Then, he JAMS the stick in, and holds it there.
DREW (CONT'D) Oops! I think I found the problem.
(beat) A hole.
Drew pulls the stick out and watches as the night soil cascades down onto Gao's head. They back away as Gao goes running towards the pit where the night soil is deposited.
DREW (CONT'D) (to Li) Well, somebody sure smells!
EXT. WORK AREA – DAY THE DISCIPLES ARE WORKING EXTREMELY HARD.
As they work, a group of fighting monks walk by after a workout. Drew stops working and watches them pass.
DREW:
This is ridiculous.
Suddenly, a bamboo pole CRACKS Drew on the shoulder. He turns around, ready for a fight, only to see the D.S. standing there, the pole raised for another strike.
D.S.
Back to work.