Avengers: Endgame 复仇者联盟4：终局之战 Movie Script

TONY STARK:

Congratulations.

HOWARD STARK:

Thanks. Hold this, will you?

TONY STARK:

Yeah, sure. How far along is she?

HOWARD STARK:

I don't know– Uh– She's at the point where she can't stand the sound of my chewing. I guess I'll be eating dinner in the pantry again.

TONY STARK:

I have a little girl.

HOWARD STARK:

A girl would be nice. Less of a chance she'd turn out exactly like me.

TONY STARK:

What'd be so awful about that?

HOWARD STARK:

Let's just say that the greater good has rarely outweighed my own self-interests.

[cut to elevator lady talking to security guards about Tony and Captain America looking fishy]

SECURITY OFFICER:

And you've never seen these two men before?

ELEVATOR LADY:

No, I've got an eye for this. The two of them looked fishy.

SECURITY OFFICER:

Can you describe them?

ELEVATOR LADY:

Well, one of them had a hippie beard.

SECURITY OFFICER:

Hippie? Like Bee Gees or Mungo Jerry?

ELEVATOR LADY:

Definitely Mungo Jerry.

SECURITY OFFICER:

Yeah, this is Chesler. I need every available MPs on sub-level 6. We have a potential breach.

[Steve walks into a room. Feeling safe, he suddenly see's a picture of himself. Then he's surprised to see his love Margret Carter. Cut to Tony and Howard still talking to each other.]

TONY STARK:

So, where are you at with names?

HOWARD STARK:

Well, if it's a boy, my wife likes Elmonzo.

TONY STARK:

Huh, Might wanna let that stew awwhile. You got time.

HOWARD STARK:

Let me ask you a question. When your kid was born– were you nervous?

TONY STARK:

Wildly. Yeah.

HOWARD STARK:

Did you feel qualified? Like you had any idea how to successfully operate that thing?

TONY STARK:

I literally pieced it together as I went along, I thought about what my Dad did, and–

HOWARD STARK:

My old man, he never met a problem he couldn't solve with a belt.