大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

- I'm doing my homework.
No, they're doing your homework.
A good executive knows how to delegate authority.
I took care of you, too.
- And what's this?
- Your astronomy report.
- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?
I want to write that paper.
I'm gonna write that paper.
That's why I'm taking astronomy, to learn something!
You're never gonna learn a goddamn thing... if you got people doing your work for you!
Oh, never mind.
Kids... they always do things the hard way.
Ladies and gentlemen, the visiting team... the Northern University Wildcats!
And your Grand Lakes University Hooters!
- Hey, there's your boy!
- Jason!
While the teams are warming up, we'd like to remind you... that all proceeds from the refreshment stands... go to your student government.
Hey, Valerie. How you doin'?
Glad you could come. Listen.
My dad is having a party tonight at the dorm... and it should be pretty great.
His parties usually are.
I'd love to come, except for I have a date.
Oh. Well, hey, bring him along.