大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

May I speak to you privately, please?
Watch my sandwich, will you?
I can't take any more of this!
You've insulted our friends, you've insulted me... and you've gone out of your way to ruin this party.
Party? Are you kiddin'?
It's a dog show out there.
Your friends, they come here for free food, free booze... and to suck up to you for donations.
You have no class, Thornton, and I am tired of it.
I want a divorce.
Divorce. I knew we had something in common.
Here, sign these.
I'm afraid it's not gonna be that easy, honey.
This is gonna cost you... plenty!
Oh, yeah?
Let's talk about class a minute, all right?
Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room.
Classy, isn't it?
Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room.
Another classy one, huh?
This one I can't figure out.
There's you, there's Giorgio... what's with the midget over here?
Hey, wait! I got more!
What happened in there?
What happened?
I got rid of Vanessa.