大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于30 Nov 15:49

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

"Proletarian Chicks in Bondage." It's a Condom House book.
Comes with a leather hood.
Is that the one with the pictures?
- Can I borrow that?
- Let's move on.
Well, no, it's, you know... Oh, yeah. Well, you know.
Dad, what are you doin' here?
I'm robbin' your room, that's what I'm doin' here.
We drive 300 miles to see the kid... that's the greeting we get.
Come here, will ya?
How ya doin' there?
I'm sorry.
I'm really glad to see you... but I wish I knew you were coming.
I'll bet you did, huh?
I looked for you at that fraternity house.
- They said you weren't a member.
- I can explain that.
They also told me you're not on the diving team.
They said you were the towel boy.
- I can explain that, too.
- OK, explain it.
- I lied.
- Great. That explains it, huh?
Jason, you don't lie to me.
You lie to girls.