大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于30 Nov 15:49

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

Thorny.
多刺的
You call this a report card?
What kind of marks is these?
How you gonna go to college with marks like these?
I don't want to go to college.
I want to work in the shop with you.
You want to work in the shop with me, huh?
Listen to me.
I said it once, and I'll say it again... I don't care how rich or successful a man is... if he don't got an education, he's got nothing.
我说过一次,我会再说一次……我不在乎一个人有多有钱或有多成功……如果他没有受过教育,他什么都没有。
- I tried, Pop. I can't do it.
- Then try harder!
You can do anything in life you want to do.
Remember... you're a Meloni.
记住…你是梅罗尼。
Hi there.
Are you a large person?
Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps?
Well, let's face it.
Are you fat?
When you go jogging, do you leave potholes?
When you make love, do you have to give directions?
At the zoo, do elephants throw you peanuts?
Do you look at a menu and say, "OK"?
Well, now you can eat all you want... because at Thornton Melon's Tall and Fat stores... we've got you covered.
That's right... fine woolen and woolen blend suits... and sport coats in all the larger sizes... husky, stout, extra-stout and the new Hindenburg line.
And for you ladies, we have caftans, muumuus... and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns.