大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

She's with me.
Coming into your own, are you, Melon?
I wouldn't break my arm... patting myself on the back if I were you.
Because... get this, towel boy... no matter what you think, you will always be a crude... obnoxious, nouveau riche little phlebe... and you're gonna end up just like your father.
God, I hope so, 'cause I happen to love the guy.
First up for Grand Lakes University... Chas Osbourne... former national high school champion.
- Jason dive yet?
- Not yet. Did you pass?
I don't know.
They'll let me know.
Now diving for Grand Lakes University... Jason Melon.
Attaboy, Jason! You did it!
All right!
I can't believe it.
We could actually win this.
Melon's dive has put the Hooters back in this meet.
What's the matter?
You're up next, Chas.
I have got a really bad cramp.
I've been having really bad cramps all week.
- It's probably menstrual.
- Screw you, Melon!
Coach Turnbull, you got another eligible diver?
Melon!
Melon! We need ya!