疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Why don't you improve your lie?
Yes, yes. Winter rules.
Fore!
Fine shot.
I should have yelled two!
Why don't we walk this off, sir?
What have you got in here, rocks?
Are you kidding? When I was your age l would lug 50 pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!
So what?
So let's dance!
Now, what the devil?
The man is a menace!
Cut that off!
Music is a violation of our personal privacy! He's breaking the law!
I've always been fascinated with the law, sir.
Really? What areas?
All areas. Personal privacy, noise statutes.... I'd planned to go to law school after I graduated, but my folks won't have enough money to put me through college.
The world needs ditchdiggers, too.
Nice try.
"Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts." How about a nice, cool drink, varmints?
Scum, slime, menace to the golfing industry!
You're a disgrace. You're varmints.
You're one of the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat.
Well, I have been pushed.
It's about time somebody teaches these varmints a little lesson about morality and about what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member of a society!