疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Baby, you're all right.
You must have been something before electricity.
Hey, doll, how are you? You live alone?
Hey, Rabbi, nice seeing you.
Folks, how are you?
And this is your grandson, huh?
Oh, wonderful boy!
Yeah, he's a good boy.
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
The dance of the living dead!
I know why you came here tonight.
Why?
That girl. Listen, I'd put that idea right out of your mind.
She's been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee.
Biggest whore on Fifth Avenue, I'm told!
Pay no attention to that bush moving around there by that tree.
It's just a bush.
Don't even look twice at it.
Nothing to be alarmed about.
This looks like it could be gravy.
I smell varmint poontang.
The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang l think.
Ty, there's someone you must meet!
AI built our condo in Palm Beach.
I need a drink. Nice meeting you.