疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Let me tell you a story.
I once knew a guy who could've been a great golfer. Could've gone pro.
All he needed was a little time and some practice.
He decided to go to college instead.
He went for four years. Did pretty well.
At the end of his four years, his last semester, he was kicked out.
You know what for?
He was night-putting.
Just putting at night with the 1 5-year-old daughter of the Dean.
You know who that guy was?
No.
Take one good guess.
Bob Hope.
No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein my roommate.
He's a good guy. Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny.
他是个好人。不要被你的欲望所困扰,丹尼。
The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote: "A flute with no holes is not a flute... "...and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish." He was a funny guy.
You missed just that one.
In one physical model of the universe the shortest distance between two points is a straight line in the opposite direction.
Unbelievable!
Thank you very little.
You're on the tee!
Nice form.
Good luck, sucker.
-Sh*t!
-No, no! Nice shot! Right on the beach.