疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

A lot you f***ing know, D'Annunzio!
All right. Stand up!
All right! Okay!
She's incredible!
Hi, Mama.
Hey, you guys, cool it!
I mean it!
Want some?
Give me some.
Who asked you?
Come on! I'm asking.
Hey, thanks a lot!
Stop that, you two! All of you!
I want you out of that pool at once!
I don't want to see another caddy body in this pool!
Did you understand what I said? Out!
Take your hands off her, young man!
Put your clothes back on!
Out! Didn't you hear me?
Doodie!
Don't touch it!
Spaulding! No!
Doodie!
If you find anything that doesn't look like it.... I want the entire pool scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!
There it is!