疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Forget it. I didn't think you'd understand.
-Do you take drugs?
-Every day.
-Good. So what's the problem?
-I don't know.
Did you take the Cooter Preference Test when you were a senior in high school?
Yes, I took it. They said I should be a fire-watcher.
-What are you supposed to be?
-An underachiever.
I've got to go to college. I've got to!
Danny, this isn't Russia.
Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?
I didn't think so. No, the thing is, do you want to go to college?
In Nebraska?
Besides, it costs like $8,000 a year.
Hold on. I think I lent you $2.50 yesterday.
I can't pay for everything, so don't ask for money.
My dad can't afford it.
I haven't told him about the scholarship I didn't get.
I'll be working in a lumber yard for the rest of my life.
What's wrong with lumber?
I own two lumber yards.
I notice you don't spend much time there.
I'm not sure where they are.
I like you, Betty.