疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

I'll put it right on the line.
There have been a lot of complaints already: Fooling around on the course, bad language smoking grass, poor caddying.
If you guys want to get fired if you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.
One announcement.
Carl Lipbaum died last week in summer school from a severe anxiety attack.
I heard he swallowed his vomit during a test.
However it happened, he was a good caddy and a good kid.
He was a brownnose, Lou! You hated him.
Shut up! That means the caddy scholarship is available again.
Anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.
And kiss his ass!
That would help.
Let's move out. We've got golfers waiting.
You! Pick up that blood.
What kind of grades do I need for this Caddy Scholarship deal?
If you've been a good caddy, I think they're lenient.
We're about to tee off now so call the hospital and move my appointment with Mrs. Bellows back 30 minutes.
Just snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there in four or five hours. Testing now.
Don't you have homes?
There's a brown Audi parked in my parking space.
Get a tow truck over here and have it hauled away immediately!
Look at the wax build-up on those shoes!
This is fine leather!
I want that wax stripped off!
I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois.