杰瑞发布于2022-10-26
一个真正的Underdog Story 喜剧电影
Everybody, 32 teams in play, that means four wins is gonna get you in the final match, the fifth win getting you the 50K that everyone's chasing. Cotton. There's an electricity in the air, a palpable hue of anticipation. Immortality - five simple victories away. They've come from all over - Kathmandu to Timbuktu, and all points in-between - to compete in the one true human test - dodgeball. A reminder. All players must be vaccinated for cholera, syphilis and shingles before play begins. Again, dyslexic players will not be allowed on the court.Team Blitzkrieg to the tournament floor for a first-round match.闪电战队来到比赛场地进行第一轮比赛。 Only ADAA balls will be used.Personal balls of any kind are strictly prohibited.严禁任何形式的个人球。 - Hey. - Hey. What's in the box?Guys, I figured a real dodgeball team needs real dodgeball uniforms.伙计们，我想一个真正的躲避球队需要真正的躲避球服。 So I threw out those old ratty ones and designed these myself. All right. Now we got our thing going on, maybe we'll start smacking each other. I hope everything fits. - Wait. - Nice. This isn't right. This isn't what I ordered. - What's this? - What the hell is that? This is screwed up. - What are we supposed to do now? - Don't worry.