躲避球:一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-10-26

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But with seven-time ADAA All-Star Patches O'Houlihan at the helm, I guess it must be the luck of the Irish.
Tomorrow we're gonna pecker-slap those Globo Gym bastards.
Yeah.
- You really think we can beat Globo Gym?
- As long as we got Patches, we got a shot.
My God.
Well, it's probably the way he would have wanted to go.
- What?
- What are we gonna do without Patches?
We're gonna get our taints handed to us.
- What's a taint?
- I dunno. Sounds bad.
Maybe you should go say something to the guys.
Yeah.
They don't make a "sorry your coach just got crushed by two tons of irony" Hallmark card.
I'll be right back.
What?
We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City. I've been boning up on my Spanish.
Me'Shell was having some digestive problems. I hope you don't mind.
Will you shut that?
For all of us, baby.
So that's the deal. I give you $100,000, you sign over the deed to your gym.
Period.
End o'story.
You really think you can come here and buy me out, you're a lot dumber than I thought.