躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script
杰瑞发布于2022-10-26
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Balls are at your feet.
Ready? Dodgeball.
It's a cat-and-mouse game, folks.
Peter La Fleur has gotta wait for his shot.
He gets the elimination.
My. Globo Gym wins.
A Cinderella story cast asunder.
Average Joe's has come all this way for nothing. Absolutely nothing.
They're not gonna get anything, Cotton.
No elimination. Double fault.
You stepped over the line on the throw.
What? You gotta be out of your mind.
That is the worst call I've ever seen.
I'm out here busting my butt and you come in with a bush-league call like that? Bullcrap.
ADAA Continuation Rule 113-D, sir.
Sudden death.
All right. Bring it.
I don't believe it, folks. Sudden death.
Well, let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how that turned out.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the greatest happening in sport. Sudden-death dodgeball.
Pepper needs new shorts.
White, Peter, this is sudden death.
Only striking an opposing player eliminates them. Catching the ball does nothing.
Both feet must remain in the triangle at all times.