躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

- I thought you were in Guam.

- I caught an early flight. I wouldn't miss this.

You are amazing.

- I told you she was a lesbian.

- Wow. Good call.

Hey. I'm not a lesbian.

You're not?

No.

I'm bisexual.

Snap.

All right, everybody. Smile big.

Hi. I'm Peter La Fleur, owner and operator of Average Joe's Gym.

I'm here to tell you you're perfectjust the way you are.

But if you feel like losin' a few pounds, gettin' healthier, and makin' friends in the process, Joe's is the place for you.

Don't forget that youth dodgeball classes are forming right now.

So come on down and learn a great game the way it's supposed to be played. Right, kids?

Right.

Spare me.

I won that tournament.

F***ing Chuck Norris.

Julie Clayton & Rob Colling Yeah. I hope you're all happy now.

Good guy wins, bad guy loses.

Big friggin' surprise.

I love happy endings.

You know, that's the problem with the American cinema.