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- Did I?

Are you reading the dictionary?

You caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too. Grab a chair.

So, I trust everything's going swimmingly with our acquisition of Average Joe's?

So far, yeah. There's a lot to do over there, so I should probably get back.

- That is a really interesting painting.

- Thank you.

Yeah, that's me, taking the bull by the horns.

It's how I handle my business.

It's a metaphor.

- I get it.

- But that actually happened, though.

Anyway, we're a pretty tight-knit tribe here, but there's always room for one more squaw.

So, please, whatever you do, don't think of me as your boss.

- I don't.

- I don't want to get into a formal thing.

I'm White, you know.

W-h-i-t.

E.

Thanks, Mr Goodman, but I'm contracted by the bank.

They just assigned me to your account.

Right, well. You work for the bank. Bank works for me so, ipso fact, I'm your boss.

Point is, I would love to see your pretty little bone structure around here some more.

There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.