躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

Thanks, Peter. Appreciate that a lot.

OK, I think everybody knows... - Don't you have an office of your own?

- Yes, I do have an office.

A very nice office with a view and air-conditioning.

- Rub it in.

- What I don't have in my office is a closet of 30 years of financial transactions, devoid of any filing system known to man.

Hard to believe I only got a semester ofjunior college under my belt.

Do you realise you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months?

I'm curious. Is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life?

I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it.

But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed.

I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal.

I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way.

Sad? You wanna know what's sad?

Six grown men playing dodgeball.

Since I'm here, I'm gonna go ahead and do some abs, go shock it up.

I like to work out all the time for this kind of sporting event.

Gotta be limber and loose.

That's the only way to play.

Hey, you guys take vitamins?

I take vitamins all the time... Dodgeball, eh?

If Peter La Fleur thinks a few red rubber balls can save his sorry gym, he's in for quite a surprise.

- Sorry I'm late, guys.

- Hey, Pete.

- Bad morning, boss?