躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

Not quite.

Bollocks.

Troop 417, ready.

Average Joe's, ready.

Set. Dodgeball.

I'm gonna send you to hell.

- I'm really sorry. Are you all right?

- Why would you hit a girl? Why?

I am so sorry. Are you OK?

Winner - Troop 417.

In your face.

You're adopted.

Your parents don't even love you.

And now, without further ado, it gives me great pleasure to award... I'm sorry.

We have a bit of a problem here.

Unfortunately for Troop 417, during the ADAA-required random drug screening, one of your player's urine tested positive for three separate types of anabolic steroids, and a low-grade beaver tranquilliser.

I'm afraid, by rule, your team must be disqualified.

Goddamn you, Bernice.

By the power vested in me, I declare the winner of this year's Dodgeball Regional Qualifying Tournament and Grammar Jamboree to be Average Joe's Gym.

You lied.

All I'm saying to you, Kate, is that you can admit the real reason why you showed up.

I was in the neighbourhood and I thought you could use a cheering section.

Kate, if you wannajoin the team, all you have to do is ask.

Thank you, Peter. I don't.

It is obvious that you dig me.