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There's no resisting when White Goodman puts on his shiny shoes.

- Who is it?

- It's White.

- Surprise.

- White.

What... What are you doing here?

How do you know where I live?

It's called the Freedom of Information Act.

The hippies finally got something right.

Just kiddin'. Not really.

Hey. I got some great news. Sit down.

- What is it?

- You're fired.

- I'm what?

- You're fired.

I told the bank that you were stealing and drinking on the job. They bought it.

They signed some other pencil pusher to my account.

Why would you do that?

I'm here to begin my courtship of you, Kate.

- You fired me so I'd date you?

- Yuh-huh.

You are a crazy little man.

I know you've been hiding some feelings for me.

Yeah. Nausea.

If you don't leave in two seconds, you'll know how that feels.