躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

I like unicorns.

I know you said no to joining the team, but I'd like you to reconsider as a personal favour to me.

- Peter... - Before you answer, you should know you'd have your own changing room.

- Really?

- Sort of.

And there's also this.

- OK, what's this?

- I overdid.

Look at you. Two expired movie passes and a coupon for one free back rub from Peter La Fleur.

- Play your cards right, could be a full body.

- Will you just stop, please?

I don't want your perk package.

I don't want your back rub.

I just want to see White Goodman's face when we win that tournament.

- You're in?

- I'm in.

Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster.

A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra.

A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined.

Live from Las Vegas, it's the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open here on ESPN8 - the "Ocho" - bringing you the finest in seldom-seen sports from around the globe since 1999.

If it's almost a sport, we've got it here.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to this year's Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open brought to you exclusively here on ESPN8 - the "Ocho".

We're coming to you live from the Las Vegas University Learning Annex.

My name is Cotton McKnight and with me, as always, is my partner in crime, Pepper Brooks.

Yeah. Cotton, hey.