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And they got guys named Laser and Blazer and Taser, and all kinds of asers.

Gar. Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster.

Here. Justin, your virgin daiquiri.

- Thanks, Ms Veatch.

- Nothing for me.

- Dwight says we'll get killed out there, Peter.

- Let's not talk about tomorrow.

- What are we gonna do?

- I don't know. It's a little complicated.

- But what do you think we should do?

- Yeah. Come on, tell us.

What's the plan?

What do you guys want from me?

I don't have a plan for you.

We're gonna play Globo Gym tomorrow and we're probably gonna lose.

It's the truth. The sooner you guys get that through your head, the easier this will all be.

Jesus Christ.

He didn't mean that.

- Is he being serious?

- He's probably just stressed out.

I've never seen him like that.

Gar, matey, where are you headed? Peter... You are not a pirate.

OK, guys. Let's get out of here and get some rest for tomorrow, right?

Dwight... I'm gonna catch up with you guys later.

I'm gonna have a bathroom... go to the drink... in the bathroom.