躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

It could be a psychological ploy, or something worse.

They're definitely not on the court, Cotton.

Their absence is noticeable.

We'll be right back after these words from our sponsors... Can I get a bottle of water?

Aren't you Peter La Fleur?

- Lance Armstrong?

- Yeah, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.

- Really?

- Yeah, I've been watching the dodgeball.

I just can't get enough of it. I'm really pullin' for you against those jerks from Globo Gym.

I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.

- Actually, I decided to quit, Lance.

- Quit?

Once I thought of quittin', when I had brain, lung and testicular cancer at the same time.

But with the support of my friends I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row.

But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit.

What are you dying from that's keepin' you from the finals?

Right now, it feels a little bit like shame.

If people never quit when the going got tough they'd have nothing to regret all their lives.

Good luck to you, Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.

Steve? Steve the Pirate? "Scurvy." - No. Not ringing any bells.

- Forget it, man.

We'll play with four people. It's not an advantage. Can't you bend the rules?

There's nothing I can do. Rules are rules.

You don't have enough players.