躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

We mightjust have a championship game yet.

Listen to this crowd.

Unbelievable.

Pepper, it's clear what the crowd wants, but the committee members have the final say.

And it looks like they've come to a decision.

Joe's needs two "yes" votes to play.

- There's a thumbs-up. Good news for Joe's.

- Please.

- Let's see how our second judge votes.

- Thank you.

Oh, tough sledding there. It's all even. Their fate hangs on the thumb of our final judge.

Thumbs up. Average Joe's can play.

That is pure poppycock.

You're gonna let them do that?

- Thank you, Chuck Norris.

- Thank you, Peter.

All right, captains. Shake hands, and let's have a clean match.

Good luck, White.

Cram it up your cramhole, La Fleur.

Prepare to be humiliated on cable television.

Whatever.

- Nice of you to show up.

- Yeah, I thought so too.

What? I got a plan.

Let's play smart. Wait for two-on-ones. Cover closely for your pick-ups. What's our motto?