躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

I don't know.

Get a load of this guy.

In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks.

But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.

He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.

Ready?

Dodgeball.

Goodbye, Peter.

I always knew you were weak.

Air Goodman, comin' at ya.

Down goes Goodman.

Down goes Goodman.

Winner. Average Joe's.

Do you believe in unlikelihoods?

Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match.

Unbelievable.

I have been to the Great Wall of China.

I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt.

I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel.

But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here.

The little team that could, Average Joe's Gymnasium, underdogs throughout, stand before us, aglow, as true dodgeball champions.

On behalf of the American Dodgeball Association of America, it is my honour to present to you this cheque for $50,000.

What are you so happy about, La Fleur?

None of this matters.

You signed your gym over to me last night, remember? You lost, I won.