布达佩斯之恋Gloomy Sunday AKA The Piano Player) Movie Script

I'm sorry, Laszlo Eichbaum's obsessed I'm really sorry - Thanks, Hans - Don't mention it Remember 'an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth' Shouldn't I come along?

Hans, please, make sure llona gets home Let's go, drive!

Thank you for helping Laszlo Of course That's what friends are for It's been a long time Since we walked along here together And, have you created Germany's largest import-export company?

Not yet. You wouldn't listen back then I won't be able to do it until you've answered my prayers, you know that And your wife?

I thought German honor meant being faithful So much for the deaths-heads But you saw, there are good and bad Maybe A drop of something medicinal would speed the healing Thank you for bringing me home Andras she would have gone home with you today What I've told you is in strict confidence I'm doing it for Laszlo, and for you llona, I love my wife... I would never... you know with another woman But with you, It's not another woman It's an angel I'm not quite sure, but I don't think angels do things like that Are you sure?

We heavenly ones tend to be rather conservative Is it very painful?

Not enough to make us close the restaurant I heard the Germans want to kill all the Jews in Hungary I've heard something like that, too But I know it, Laszlo For a fact. Hans told me My father was Jewish, and my mother which makes me a Jew But who thinks about it?

If my parents had been Iroquois, then I'd be an Iroquois And how do they plan to do it?

There are over half a million of us in Hungary Our German brothers-in-arms will be thorough Their attitude is 'apres nous le deluge' Yes, and we know that, so we can say "Gentlemen, apres votre deluge, nous" For argument's sake, say I put the restaurant in your name You make me manager, and apply for a permit which says I'm part of the war effort. Hans will help I'll transfer everything to your name and then nobody coa take it And after they've all conquered themselves to death, we go to the notary and put it all back Exactly after the Flood... Apres le deluge, nous' Good afternoon My name is llona Varnai I have an appointment with Mr. Wieck The Colonel is in a meeting Please take a seat Excuse me, isn't this the Mendel villa?

It's now the center for property assessment We provide whatever the Reich needs - Have you finished the last pages?

- Yes Miss Varnai! So nice of you to come visit me Good afternoon I'll be with you right away The most important thing now is to get your relatives out of the camps That wouldn't be necessary if you hadn't taken us to camps Cigarette?

By decree of the Reich, all Budapest Jews must be interned in labor camps But I can guarantee you and your family safe passage to a neutral country Your offer of 600,000 dollars in nothing The factories alone are worth at least 60 million I don't think that demand is in the best interests of your family I'm sorry, but I'll have call Lt. Col. Eichbaum and inform him... that we were unable to reach agreement. It's up to him from there Under these circumstances, Let's sign it then I'm sorry you had to wait A glass of champagne?

No, I have a favor to ask Anything for you I Made a very lucrative deal today Would you get us a permit?

Won't you call me Hans?

Hans, could you get us a permit making Laszlo necessary to the war effort?

And what do I get in return?

Ajoke! Of course you'll have the permit Come in Colonel, your urgent letter to the Reichsfuhrer SS Yes?

I typed it exactly as you wrote it Good If I may call your attention to the fact that the Duden dictionary says there is no hyphen in endorsement obligations - Frau Haberle... - Yes, Colonel, sir?

It is I, and not Duden, who will decide how and what you write Heil Hitler, Lolonel Andras. What are you doing here?

And what about you?

You were inside for 57 minutes!

I guess two men isn't enough for you Is one Aryan better than two Hungarians?

Hans... Colonel, sir I must thank you for all you've done Yes, yes, enough of that We'd like the beef roll Our Magyar roulade, is an outstanding dish But perhaps you should try something else For example, Istvan has outdone himself with a superb Danbe catfish Very kind, but we'd like the beef roll Colonel, it pains me deeply I'm afraid roulade is unavailable today That's terrible - how will I look now?

Then bring us the best you have But no fish At your service - And that's enough of "at your service"!

- Not at your service, then - Hans is acting strangely today - Do you know who the other one is?