Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

Of course I do.

Then how'd you know it was me?

We knew.

I don't know what you're hearing, but it's not me.

Uh-uh.

Denial.

You normally don't raise your hand.

( laughs ) - That was me.

- ( fart noise ) Yes, I... I mean, I don't announce it, uh, obviously.

( blowing raspberries ) That was me.

( blowing raspberries ) That was me.

Actually, sometimes I do announce it.

Uh, but, I mean, it depends on the company, I guess.

Sometimes I just-- you know, I sneak them out... Same as everybody else does.

Female interviewer : Right. Yeah.

( fart noise ) Um, originally, when I started, obviously, I discovered this ability to breathe, um-- with the bottom end.

I'm just gonna give you one for level.

Yeah?

( farting ) ( laughing ) That was, uh, that was George Michael, that was.

( laughing ) A careless whisper.

I was introduced by Kelsey Grammer-- Fraser of Cheers... Two, one... ( laughter ) ...you know, and he gives a monologue and then he's with a lady actress, um, I think her name was Brett Butler, and she says, "Oh, that farting guy was awful." You know, his anecdote is... it's the first thing we ever laugh at in life, and possibly the only thing we can always laugh at.

我是由凯尔西·格拉默介绍的——干杯的弗雷泽。。。二，一。。。（笑声）。。。你知道，他做了一段独白，然后和一位女演员在一起，嗯，我想她的名字叫布雷特·巴特勒，她说，“哦，那个放屁的家伙太可怕了。”你知道，他的轶事是……这是我们一生中第一件笑的事，也可能是我们唯一能笑的事。

I-- I think-- I think you know what's going on here now.

Um, then it becomes less funny and, uh, adults who are-- who aspire to be more sophisticated and cultured tend to try and distance themselves from that kind of humor.

Uh, but it's like any taboo, I suppose, uh, it always has the potential to resurface in humorous ways.

And so, it always tends to have a-- you know, a-- a humorous potential farting.