Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-12-30

The history and humor of the fart

I laugh in situations where people fart.
I mean, because as I say, it always has the potential to be funny.
There are a variety of reasons why that's the case, I think.
Hi, I'm Mr. Safety, and today I'm gonna teach you how to hide your farts in public.
We've got a tennis player called John Newcombe.
Uh, and it's, um, it's his birthday today, so why don't we say, uh, you celebrate his great set of fart happy birthday I said, and then I've got some candles, we'll put them on the cake, and we'll blow them out.
And, uh, that was very nice and-- ( audience laughing ) You are still going, I can hear.
I'm ready, yes.
We're going to celebrate-- this is for the people at home, who may-- and people in the audience, who may have a birthday.
( host speaking native language ) We're going to blow the birthday cake-- - the candles out... - Okay.
- ...one at a time.
- ( audience laughing ) Ah, just nice and low-- nice and... ( speaking native language ) Just-- just down there a little... - A little down there?
- There we go.
Okay, one... two... three... - Is this the last one?
- Yes.
- Make a wish.
- Okay.
( cheers, applause ) And apparently afterwards, the switchboard at Channel 9 it was in meltdown.
I mean, it's a surprising sound anyway.
- But it's surprising when it comes out of... - ( fart sound ) ...somewhere you not expecting it to come out of.
Everybody does it, yet most people are ashamed to fart.
( fart noise ) Most people don't even like to talk about it.
They think it's pretty gross.
( farting sound ) Here at JokeStrap, we think farting's pretty hilarious.
( mouthing words ) Hilarious.