Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

These-- these-- these people over here, they've got what we call "ringside seats." - Yeah.

- ( laughing ) Okay.

Okay.

A little bit of talcum on the bottom.

There we go.

- Like that.

- Okay.

Is it-- I haven't got a rearview mirror.

- Is the, um... - It looks very nice.

Is it well-covered?

- Okay.

- Yes, it's fantastic.

- Here we go.

- Thank you.

In Australia, I-- down under, I hold the record for the most amount of complaints to a television show.

From five... Five,

All:

Four, three, two, one.

( audience guffaws ) All right!

Very good.

Can you guess where this comes from?

( farting ) Mr. Methane.com Obviously, there is a Mr. Methane website out there.

'Cause, if you're not on the web now, well, that's it.

- You're not in business.

- ( farting ) So, you know, I've got a website, Mr. Methane.com Mr. Methane.com ( farting ) Male announcer: The world's windiest website.

( farting )