Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

( farting ) Or the sounds of the funny little things... - ( farting ) - ...that come out of it.

- ( farting ) - Oh!

Woman:

Yeah, because-- Or it's 'cause that they produce an embarrassing noise.

- ( fart )

- Man:

Many people...

Woman:

Try to hide.

( farting ) ( laughter ) Ah, this is awesome!

All right. Here-- here we go. Here we go.

Here.

( rock skipping, ricocheting)

Woman:

Wow.

( ricochet sound continues ) - ( farts ) - ( woman laughs ) ( chattering ) ( train brakes hissing ) ( violin music playing ) When would you like to start discussing the said subject?

( chuckles ) The camptown ladies sing that song ( fart, fart, fart, fart ) No, it is not.

You fart anywhere.

You fart anywhere.

In front of everybody.

The camptown racetrack's five miles long ( farting ) I should be able to fart anytime I want.

( woman laughing ) For God's sake.

- Gonna run all night - ( farts ) - Gonna run all day - (farts ) Well, I suppose you don't expect women to fart, do you?

Of course. We have the same pipe works as you do.

I'll bet my money on the bobtail hag ( fart, fart, fart, fart ) So what about, um, in the states, is there a different attitude to-- to farting?

( leaves rustling )

Woman:

Some of it's gonna come back up.

Woman #2:

...And once it gets to the stomach,

Woman:

It-- from the production of changing your food to poop.