Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

( farting noise ) You know what?

It's not just us.

A bunch of my friends think farts are funny.

Ian Zagaglia: That's probably 'cause all your friends are in junior high school.

Both of them.

You know, sometimes you just gotta let it rip.

And then I get scared to death that she's gonna walk in my office.

I think so.

I mean, I think it's like with any type of, uh, socially, uh, maybe less than acceptable symptom.

我的意思是，我认为这就像任何类型的，呃，社交，呃，可能不太可接受的症状。

It's not something that people readily discuss.

( farting noise ) ( male interviewer speaking ) My kids. Yeah.

My husband.

- My husband.

- My Mom.

( laughing ) And my Dad.

Tolerated at home, but not in public or in... And not the dinner table.

That was a big thing.

- ( chattering ) - ( laughter ) Ian Mills: I'd have to say eventually, you know, you learn your boundaries and other peoples' boundaries.

And then you're, all right, I'm not... As soon as you're done eating, - it's fair game.

- Female interviewer: Right.

Mills:

'Cause usually, food creates that.

- ( farting noise ) - ( laughter, applause ) Being a co-worker, we were at that comfortable level where we would, uh, fart around each other.

And they would often make me go back and hide in the ATM room to fart because they were smelly.

They didn't want me to do it out in-- where the customers would come in, but... So, I don't know what I had did to her, but ticked her off somehow.

So we were down opening a safe where you had to have two people.