Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

Yeah, so there's a lot of-- lot of gas.

( laughing ) - Lots and lots of gas.

- Yeah.

Well, my 16-year old, him and his buddy, we were staying at, um... We got a hotel room and I told them-- because they are horrible, they smell so raunchy.

I don't even know what they eat.

My sister is all about gender equality now.

So, everybody's allowed to fart, I guess.

They still do that, but it has to be in jest.

I mean, you can't really be disgusted by anything that they do because... then you're not in relationship the way that you should be.

On a first date, I'm not gonna do it.

Female interviewer: What if she did?

I would probably laugh about it.

It's definitely not a game changer.

- It's not a mood kill?

- No. It could be depending on what mood you're in.

We were over at the lake and it was Christmas time, and my Dad was being so sweet.

He said, "Why don't you give me the keys to the car and I'll go scrape off your windows, and I'll warm it up for you?" I was like, "That's so nice." And so I did.

I gave him the keys to the car and stuff and when I went out there, he had not only scraped it, but had turned the heat on high and had repeatedly farted in there for a good 20 minutes.

And I smelled that all the way home.

Well, one time he did this big adult fart, like... ( imitates fart ) Female interviewer #2: Where were you?

Well, we were just in the car - driving for some... - ( fart noise ) Driving is a big issue in our family, 'cause we took a lot of road trips and they want you to hear it and they want you to smell it.

So there's no, "I'm gonna roll the window down even if you can't hear it," 'cause I'm gonna wait for you to smell it.

And my sister was always the one who would be sleeping in the backseat and then all of a sudden it's like, "Come on!" You have to roll the window down.

You're waking her up.

- Sometimes when we're in the car... - ( blowing raspberries ) Announcer: America is facing an ongoing energy crisis.