Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

Female interviewer: Is that when you go look for a restroom at that point?

- Well, it might be too late.

- Too late.

Uh, that was maybe a fart fret in English.

What do you think?

He tried fart hard.

He tried, yes, but you've got to make sure you don't go all the way.

You know, it's difficult.

You have to get the balance right, 'cause you can have an accident.

Okay.

This is my signature look.

I think I may have just pooped myself.

Like, there is a girl that Troy and I work with that came in-- and she came in and she's kinda higher up, and she's like, "Well, I have a question"-- all serious.

And as she opened her mouth to ask the question, her butt opened at the same time, and she just farted all the way through this question - and went, "Oops." - ( fart ) I couldn't even focus.

I just kinda... And I thought, I'm at work. I can't laugh.

'Cause I-- it's not funny at work.

I mean, it is funny, but I would never do it at work.

And when she left, as soon as she-- I knew she got down to her office-- I couldn't control myself the rest of the day.

The day was over.

Like, they should have just sent me home.

Like, she just said, "Oh, whoops." And then walked out.

Like not even "excuse me, " but just... I'm like, you just opened your mouth and your butt at the same time.

How can you even face me ever again?

And being a boy, you know how it was, we just, you gotta go, you gotta go.

- ( fart ) - Absolutely.