Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

- The silent but violent.

- That's bad.

Or the noisy but innocent.

Worse, in terms of producing humor, uh, I think, noise has more potential to produce humor.

( chattering ) ( farting ) ( men shouting ) As far as what might make me a bit squeamish, I think it's the smell.

I don't know if he held it in for that time or what.

You know, the noise is funny, but when it smells so bad... - That you can just taste it?

- ...that's just gross.

That's a bonus.

Well, Jaken, do your farts reek?

No.

They really do.

I mean, I didn't mind smells associated with farts too much until I learned that smells are actually produced by physical molecules.

And whenever I remember that-- whenever I think there's something physical-- from somebody else's... insides in my nostrils, then that tends to make me a bit queasy.

Female interviewer: Thank you for teaching me that.

Female interviewer: Yeah, there's actually particles in the air.

Yeah, we know.

We don't wanna think about it.

( gasps ) Really?

Yeah, you really are tasting it.

( groaning ) Female narrator: The "escapee," which takes place when trying to pee at the urinal or forcing a poop.

( giggling ) It's not like you just pooped on him.

- I mean, it... - Well, sorta.

- It's in the air.

- I know.