Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

Woman:

Ooh!

Ah, there's just something... With adults it doesn't work quite so well.

- ( farting )

- Woman:

Never mind.

With children, they love it.

There's just something about that sound.

( blowing raspberries ) My kids like my fart app on my kindle.

Male announcer: If you need to clear a room fast or just make someone laugh, iFart for the iPhone may be just what you're looking for.

Select any of the sounds, but with new features like sound recorder, "Fart a Friend" and many more... ( various fart noises playing ) iFart charges everything.

Think of it though.

It's a noise that comes out of your butt.

- Well, in the-- - How is that not funny?

Please don't say goodbye I know that most girls Try to keep their flatulence inside But I can't lie I need a man who knows the past A lot of gas, that smells the gas Is here to last for infinity to beyond - Rotting gas - ( vocalizing ) - I farted - ( vocalizing ) - Smells like ass - ( vocalizing ) - I definitely farted - ( vocalizing ) - I think I farted - On a wall - I think I farted - In the bed - I think I farted - On the TV I think I fa a-a-a-a - Rotting gas - ( vocalizing ) I'll be coming round the mountain - When she comes - ( fart noise ) I'll be coming around the mountain when she comes ( fart noise ) Uh, one candle is still... - Oh, one left.

- One left now.

Make a wish.

Make a wish.

( laughs ) ( grunts, farts ) My kids can't do it without announcing it.

They'll do it and of course, the whole world hears it.

- Mom, I farted!

- ( laughter ) Really?

Yeah, pull my finger.

( laughter continues ) Gail Hale: Well, we were-- we were on a cruise ship and my sisters and-- we were on the elevator... Oh, the elevator fart.

...and the elevator door opened and these people were getting in and I said, "You don't wanna come in here." Do not go in there.

Female interviewer: It was him.

- Yeah.