Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

- I don't recall this story.

- It was in Alaska.

- Ah.

Dog farts How unfortunate, oh, no Dog farts Someone open a window... - Female interviewer: Right.

- Yes.

Female interviewer: So, what would you say is your most embarrassing fart story?

( continual farting noise ) It's embarrassing for the person that does it, isn't it sometimes?

None of them are embarrassing for me.

- He just lets it rip.

- When it's time it's time.

I think, yes, it's obviously embarrassing if you're with complete strangers or people you've just recently met.

And, uh, I think in some circumstances if someone does, it's followed by silence, and, um-- awkward silence.

I'm not sure I get embarrassed about farting.

One time I had this big fart at Target... In that sense, it's not something that I associate with, uh-- uh, humor in my own life really.

I can imagine some very prim and proper situations where the one that did it was probably terribly embarrassed or mortified.

But everybody around 'em was just... Couldn't wait to get outside to bust out laughing You know.

Houston:

Okay Yes, of course, if it's people you know or family, then, uh, uh-- somebody will make a witty... - Remark?

- Remark. That's right.

If I wanna fart, I just do.

It's not-- it's not me.

I-- I don't fart.

Cameraman #2: If you toot, do you blame it on somebody else?

No.

Kind of no, not really.

Cameraman #2: So you take responsibility for your own farts?