Fart: A Documentary Movie Script

The sound-- you know, the fart sound, I believe, it's just from the-- the anal opening-- the anal sphincter skin vibrating as the gas is expelled through normal peristalsis, so your colon can contract, and as it contracts, it pushes things through including gas.

And it can push it through at apparently seven miles-per-hour.

So, um, the passage of the gas through the anal opening, the anal verge produces a sound.

Most British men my age now should have a beer belly that I can-- it's that big-- I can rest, you know, I can rest a tray of chips and gravy on it and eat from, you know, but I haven't.

You know, I keep-- I keep farting fit.

( farts ) I don't know.

I guess everything that we can-- that we can explore or that we can be more honest about just breaks down more barriers.

It just, you know, like you said, eliminate the shame, eliminate the judgment.

I mean, if we can all just agree that it's normal, then there's not any reason to have anything other than laughter, right?

( vocalizing ) - I think I farted - On your cat - I think I farted - On my cat - I think I farted - On a photo of Mitt Romney I think I fa a-a-arted Aw crap!

I just -- my pants.

Final summation: Farting is always fun.

Farting with others is more fun.

And making it like someone else farted, well, that's just money.

It was my pleasure.

All right, now I'm gonna go fart.

Now you can let it all out.

( farting ) Come on, everybody.

( man shouts ) Let's have a farty ( farting ) I mean, you're misinterpreting what I do.

You know, you think I've got a gas problem.

And what I've got is a control of my gas.

Male interviewer: What do you guys think about us doing a documentary about farting?

I think it's fabulous.

I can't wait to watch it.

I can't wait to buy it and own it.