INT. LAMBEAU'S OFFICE -- DAY Will and Lambeau work together at the board. They communicate non-verbally as they collaborate on a problem. After a particularly amusing series of numbers, they share a look and laugh.
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INT. SEAN'S OFFICE -- DAY Will and Sean sit in silence. A long moment passes. Sean casually reclines in his chair, disinterested. Will restlessly looks around the room and then back to Sean. An odd half smile crosses Sean's face. After a moment:
WILL:
You know, I was on this plane once.
And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and is like "we'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," and does his thing, then he puts the mike down but forgets to turn it off.
Then he says "man, all I want right now is a blow-job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess goes runnin' up towards the cock-pit to tell him the mike's still on, and this guy in the back of the plane goes "don't forget the coffee!"
SEAN:
(smiles) You've never been on a plane.
WILL:
I know, but the joke's better if I tell it in the first person.
A beat.
WILL:
I have been laid you know.
Sean smiles.
SEAN:
Yeah? You got a lady now?
WILL:
Yeah, I went on a date last week.
SEAN:
How'd it go?
WILL:
Fine.
SEAN:
Well, are you going out again?
WILL:
I don't know.
SEAN:
Why not?
WILL:
Haven't called her.
SEAN:
Jesus Christ, you are an amateur.
WILL:
I know what I'm doing. She's different from the other girls I met. We have a really good time. She's smart, beautiful, fun...
SEAN:
So Christ, call her up.
WILL:
Why? So I can realize she's not so smart. That she's boring. You don't get it. Right now she's perfect, I don't want to ruin that.
