You thought we forgot, didn't you? I know I'm gettin' my licks in.
Laughter as the boys converge on Will. He goes willingly out the door.
EXT. L STREET -- CONTINUOUS As they come out the door, rather than beating Will mercilessly, they stop. Morgan goes into his own, personal rendition of "Danny Boy." No one joins in.
CHUCKIE:
Shut up, Morgan.
(to Will) Here's your present.
Chuckie indicates an old CHEVY NOVA, parked illegally in front of the bar.
WILL:
You're kiddin' me.
CHUCKIE:
Yeah, I figured now that you got your big job over in Cambridge, you needed some way to get over there and I knew I wasn't gonna drive you every day... Laughter.
CHUCKIE:
Morgan wanted to get you a "T" pass.
MORGAN:
No I didn't... Will approaches the car to take a closer look.
CHUCKIE:
But you're twenty-one now, so--
BILLY:
Yeah, now that you can drink legally, we thought the best thing to get you was a car.
More laughter. Will inspects the Nova.
WILL:
You're kiddin' me.
(a beat) This is the ugliest f***in' car I ever seen in my life.
Laughter, a beat.
WILL:
(serious) How the f*** did you guys do this?
CHUCKIE:
Me and Bill scraped together the parts, worked on it. Morgan was out panhandlin' every day.
MORGAN:
F*** you, I did the body work. Whose f***in' router you think sanded out all that bondo?
CHUCKIE:
Guy's been up my ass for two years about a f***in' job. I had to let him help with the car.
WILL:
So, you finally got a job Morgan?
MORGAN:
Had one, now I'm f***ed again.
WILL:
(to Chuckie) So what do you got, a f***in' Hyundai engine under there? Can I make it back to my house?
CHUCKIE:
F*** you. I re-built the engine myself. That thing could make it to Hawaii if you wanted it to.
