Madagascar (2005)Movie Script

Well, show's over, folks.

Thanks for coming.

I hope you thought it was fresh.

I'll be here all week.

In fact, I'll be here for my whole life.

Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, including Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, Kwanzaa.

Please don't forget to never spay or neuter your pets.

And tip your cabbie, because he's broke.

You, quadruped.

Sprechen sie Englisch?

I sprechen.

- What continent is this?

- Manhattan.

Hoover Dam!

We're still in New York.

Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive.

Hey. You in the tux. Wait a minute.

What are you guys doing?

We're digging to Antarctica.

Ant-who-tica?

Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?

Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City?

Of course not. We don't belong here.

It's just not natural.

This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy.