Cheap, they pick up viruses, and only do one thing at a time.
When Lele's in the shower, he can either wash or sing.
- Otherwise he freezes up.
- Very funny !
Hilarious !
And women are Macs.
Intuitive, fast, elegant.
Expensive and compatible only among themselves.
Yes, but they're addictive too.
- What will happen to Diego now ?
- Nothing.
- He's got no wife and kids.
- And a 22-year-old girlfriend.
- A hellish life !
- Having to watch TV talent shows, going to Justin Bieber concerts, getting drunk on beer... While your ex strips you of everything: house, money, car... Don't exaggerate !
- Everything !
- Just ask Peppe.
I'm no example, my wife nearly had to pay me alimony.
A lawyer, however despicable, knows how much a P.E. teacher earns.
Nasty business though ! Afamily breaking up because of a text.